This is normally very out of my wheelhouse, but I made a tiny whimsical children's book using only a single piece of paper (printed front-to-back). I plan to use this method to make a tiny zine next. It's a super cheap method since it only uses one piece of paper and a couple staples - you just have to format and fold it correctly.

Five haikus for the bad drivers on Highway 171

You psychopathic (5)

Reckless passing piece of shit (7)

Why would you do that? (5)

Following speed is (5)

Two Mississippis. I guess (7)

You can’t count to two (5)

You seem to lack the (5)

Capacity to assess (7)

Risk reasonably (5)

Go ahead and speed (5)

But I’ll be right next to you (7)

At the next stop light (5)

Your selfish driving (5)

Endangers those around you (7)

You should crash alone (5)

Apocalyptic signs