Five haikus for the bad drivers on Highway 171
You psychopathic (5)
Reckless passing piece of shit (7)
Why would you do that? (5)
Following speed is (5)
Two Mississippis. I guess (7)
You can’t count to two (5)
You seem to lack the (5)
Capacity to assess (7)
Risk reasonably (5)
Go ahead and speed (5)
But I’ll be right next to you (7)
At the next stop light (5)
Your selfish driving (5)
Endangers those around you (7)
You should crash alone (5)
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